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33 Lies All Procrastinating Students Have Told Themselves

1. I’ve got loads of time to revise.

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2. I can’t start revising yet, I don’t have all the stuff I need.

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3. Once I get organised and make a revision timetable, I’ll be able to do loads of revision.

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4. There’s no way I can revise in a messy room.

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5. Having a nap will make me more productive. I’ll be able to study more if I’m well rested.

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6. I’m going to stay off social media until after my exams.

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7. I’m going to eat super healthy to fuel my brain.

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8. I can’t force myself to study. I need to wait for inspiration to strike.

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9. You can’t really ‘revise’ for the exams I have.

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10. I’ll do loads of work this weekend.

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11. I’ll wake up super early and revise all day tomorrow.

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12. I’m just going to check my phone and then I’ll start revising.

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13. That bit probably won’t come up.

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14. There’s no point reading text books now. I’ll just get confused and stressed.

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16. There’s no point in looking a past papers – those questions won’t come up again.

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17. An essay plan is just a waste of time.

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18. I don’t need to go to the library early to find a seat. There will be loads of space.

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19. I actually think I get less done in the library.

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20. I’m just going to put Netflix on for background noise as I study.

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21. I deserve a break.

22. Just one more episode.

23. If I fail this exam it won’t affect my grade too much.

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24. Want to go revise in the library with me? We’ll get more done if we study together.

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25. I’m not going out tonight.

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26. Just one drink.

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27. I can have fun tonight and still be productive tomorrow. I don’t really get hangovers anyway.

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28. I really don’t need a first for the job I want to do.

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29. It doesn’t even matter what you get in your degree.

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30. There’s no point in cramming now. It will just stress me more. It’s better to be slightly underprepared but relaxed.

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31. I’ll revise harder for the next exam.

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32. I’ll go to every class and do really well next semester.

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33. I’m not procrastinating, I’m just taking a break.

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