Exams are looming…

If you’re reading this post, you’re either super organised, prepared and confident with loads of time to spare, or you’re on a total downward spiral of procrastination towards likely failure.

If it’s the latter, this one’s for you….

29 Signs That You’re Going To Fail Your Exams

1. You spent a fortune on fancy stationery to create a very detailed revision timetable which you have yet to use.

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2. You Snapchat pictures and videos of yourself revising to convince everyone, mainly yourself, that you’re working hard.

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3. You seriously consider leaving uni to embark on a new journey.

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4. You’re beyond the point of stress. You’ve entered into an eerie sense of calm, almost as if you’ve accepted your fate.

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5. You’re constantly messaging your friends to ask if they’ve started revising yet.

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6. When your friends say they haven’t, you believe them and see it as an excuse to do no work.

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7. You spend more time calculating how many marks you need to pass than you do on actually studying.

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8. You will literally do any and every menial task you can to avoid studying.


9. When you get too overwhelmed by how screwed you are, you decide to take a nap.

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10. Or have a cry.

11. You go on Facebook to see who’s online so you feel better about the fact that you’re doing nothing.

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12. You keep picking up your phone and unlocking out of habit, ending up four hours deep through Instagram and not remembering how it happened.

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13. You go to the library and spend more time people watching than revising.

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14. When you can’t find a seat in the library, you see it as a sign that you’re not supposed to revise.

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15. In fact, you use every inconvenience a sign that you’re not supposed to revise.

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16. You reward yourself for being in the library for four consecutive hours by going for a drink.

17. You tell yourself repeatedly “I’ll start it tomorrow”.

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18. You promise yourself you’ll get up early but then end up lying in bed just staring at your phone.

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19. You reward yourself with food and breaks every time you do the slightest bit of work.

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20. You ask your friends to revise in the library with you, even though you know you’ll get no work done around each other.

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21. You end up down a Netflix rabbit hole. You’ve watched the entire new season of Kimmy Schmidt and can’t remember how it happened.

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22. So you feel guilty and pull and all-nighter.

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23. And spend most of the time staring at the blank screen.

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24. You try to keep yourself motivated by day dreaming about much you can go out when exams are over.

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25. It doesn’t take too much effort for someone to persuade you to go out.

26. Your house is spotless because you’ve done so much procrasti-cleaning.

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27. When you get confused about a certain topic, you skip it and just hope it doesn’t come up.

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28. You read through past papers, get confused, sneak a peak at the answer and tell yourself “I totally would have written that.”

29. You consider acquiring an injury so that you can get an extension.

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