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University brings out the weird in everyone…

26 Things Every Student Has Done But Won’t Admit To

1. Stolen your flatmate’s food.

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2. Used their toiletries because they seem nicer and fancier than yours and you kinda want to know what they smell like.

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3. Slept with someone questionable and swore blind that you did nothing more than kiss.

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4. Ate out of date food because you’re lazy and poor.

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5. Wrote a fake date when referencing your essay so your lecturer wouldn’t suspect that you did it the night before.

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6. Made up a fake reference in your essay because the quote was really good but you couldn’t remember where you found it.

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7. Stolen toilet paper from a public loo, then hidden your stash from your housemates. Because that stuff is expensive.

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8. Vomited somewhere and pretended it wasn’t you.

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9. Spilled a drink and left a stain and swore it wasn’t you.

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10. Saw your tutor in the corridor and ran in the opposite direction.

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11. Handed in an essay late and made up an elaborate lie to get an extension.

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12. “Accidentally” lost your friends on a night out so you could pull.

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13. “Accidentally” lost your friends on a night out so you could go home early.

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14. Left a lecture during the break and just didn’t come back.

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15. Lied about your entire history and personality during a game of ‘I have never’.

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16. Told a white lie to make yourself sound more interesting during Freshers’ Week. But everyone remembered and you realised you’ll have to keep up the charade forever.

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17. Went into a shop, looked at an item, saw the price tag, had a mild heart attack, but pretended to consider the purchase so the shop assistant didn’t realise how broke you are.

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18. Taken a book from the library that everyone else needed and didn’t even read it.

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19. Got a really good mark on a piece of work that you didn’t even make an effort for.

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20. Got a really crap mark on a piece of work you spent hours on and then subsequently pretended that you didn’t try anyway.

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21. Went to a lecture still slightly drunk.

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22. Attended an event simply because you knew there would be free food/alcohol.

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23. Eaten an entire jar of Nutella for dinner.

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24. Claimed to have read certain books to sound more intelligent. Then gone home and read the Wikipedia page in case anyone ever asks you about it.

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25. Walked past that person you made friends with during Freshers’ Week but pretended you didn’t see them because the constant awkward hellos are making you anxious.

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26. Identified with a shameful amount of points on this list.

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